Update

Hello. Bill Barol here, Mr. Irresponsible's typist. Debbie and I continue to staff the home office, despite the fact that we've had no word from Mr. I in over eighteen months. We believe that he's still in or near Dubai, although Skip (our intern) has fielded emails claiming that he's been spotted in The Hague, in Quito, and in Kearney, NJ. The bills continue to be paid by Mr. Irresponsible's team of lawyers, although we have no idea how, and once a month, in the middle of the night, a case of 21-year-old Black Maple Hill single-barrel Bourbon is delivered to the office. Mysteriously, it always seems to disappear by the time I arrive for work, or shortly thereafter.

We continue to believe that Mr. Irresponsible is alive and plotting his return. We continue to be unsure how to feel about this. In the meantime, it is our best guess that he would want us to remind you that the book is still available at Amazon and elsewhere.

-BB