Let's see, what's in the news today? Lena Horne is scandalized by Janet Jackson. Justin Timberlake has bowed out as host of the upcoming "Motown 45" TV special, citing a "scheduling conflict" (i.e., "If that scrawny poseur actually hosts the Motown special, it'll be time to write some angry letters to ABC"). Michael Eisner continues to profess strong support for Disney chairman Michael Eisner. Pretty light news day, actually. Oh, by the way: We're all gonna die.