Jeff Jarvis rounds up the latest news in the Janet Jackson breast flap, which is a really unappetizing combination of words that just looks worse and worse the longer I stare at it. (By the way, isn't it about time somebody started a Janet Jackson Breast Flap weblog?) Charles Taylor at Salon singles out Rep. Heather Wilson of New Mexico for special mention in the competitive "Helen Lovejoy 'Won't Somebody Please Think of the Children'" category, where she's been doing some very nice work, and points out an inherent flaw in the morality crusaders' argument. The scariest news of the day, though, comes not from Salon or even the Hindustan Times, where they're just flummoxed by this whole attraction/repulsion thing we Americans have going on with breasts, but from the tiny Delaware County Times: A local art dealer has a nude in her window. Area bluenoses complain. Cops come calling. Art dealer removes painting from window.