Polaroid urges users not to "shake it like a Polaroid picture," advising instead that:
The best way to ensure a perfectly developed image is to simply lay the picture on a flat surface immediately after it exits the camera.
I can't decide if this is bland corporate humorlessness or a bland corporate attempt to have some kicky fun with the audience of Outkast's "Hey Ya." Either way, it falls as flat as a Polaroid picture which has been properly placed on a surface immediately after it exits the camera. (Alright, alright, alright, alright!!!) Wait, hang on, this just in: What Polaroid actually meant to say is, and I quote: "Thank you. Thank you. We're dyin' here. We were so cool once and now look at us. Holy God, what happened?"