Blather: It's one 'em, whattayacallem... Conspiramacies!

February 07, 2004

It's one 'em, whattayacallem... Conspiramacies!

Man, I tell you what, every time I think I ought to let this Janet Jackson thing go, I read something like this: The Tennessee woman who's suing Jackson claims in actual court papers actually filed in an actual court that she and millions of others "were caused to suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and--" (wait for it... yes!) "--serious injury." The Smoking Gun's got the filing.

Feb 7, 2004 12:21:18 PM | Fun With Jurisprudence

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