Still Standing

The Gate's Mark Morford, whose capacity for colorful outrage continues to be a beautiful thing, wonders: Where is the retribution that San Francisco has coming if gay marriage is such an affront to the cosmos? (He also adds an interesting dimension to the debate over Biblical infallibility: Oh, and while we're at it, God also really hates shrimp. Maybe you didn't know. Shrimp are evil, as are all shrimp eaters. Clams, too. Hey, it's in the Bible. You can look it up. Why the Right is attacking homosexuals in love and not, say, Red Lobster, remains a mystery.)